Scene takes place in on a college campus somewhere in the state of Michigan in a college dorm room of two girls named Sam and Joanna. Joanna recently went home for the weekend and brought food for herself that was cooked by her parents to last her a couple meals.
Sam: Hey Joanna! You’ll never believe what happened!
Sam: While you were out studying, a mouse broke into the house!
Joanna: Ew! Did you get it out?
Sam: Yeah but-
Joanna: Did you kill it or what?
Sam: -only after it got into the fridge.
Joanna: Okay… Did you clean out the fridge?
Sam: Yeah I did but there’s a problem-
Joanna: Please tell me it didn’t die in the fridge. All of our food will go to waste.
Sam: Yeah about the food in the fridge-
Joanna: DID IT DIE IN THE FOOD?
Sam: Oh my goodness no!!! But it ate some of it.
Joanna: Did you throw out what it ate?
Sam: No, but I cut off the portion that it ate.
Joanna: Okay, I suppose that will be fine if you cut off enough of whatever it ate.
Joanna not thinking much about the issue doesn’t check in the fridge until dinner time.
Joanna: YOU DID NOT TELL ME IT ATE MY FOOD AND THAT YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY?
Sam: Wait, what ate your food?
Joanna: THE MOUSE!
Sam: Oh yeah, that thing.
Joanna: Wait… DID YOU EAT MY FOOD?
Joanna: AND YOU LIED ABOUT THE MOUSE?
Joanna’s eyes practically to the back of her head and she storms away.